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Lord of the Rings in 60 seconds

Saturday, February 20th, 2010

Der Ton is net von mir die Anordnung der Filmschnipsel schon. Well, not my sound but my video editing. The Text: Bilbo: Frodo, I'm going away and leaving you my magic gold ring. Frodo: Wow, Your ring? Bilbo: Yeah, hope you like it. Bye! Door slams. Door opens. Bilbo: Oh, and the ring is cursed. Door slams again. *knock knock* Frodo: Hi Gandalf. Gandalf: Hey, nice ring. Frodo: Yeah, and it's cursed! Gandalf: Really? Does it have an inscription of ancient evil? Frodo: Let's see... It says, "Brandon and Tanya Forever." Gandalf: No, under that. Frodo: Oh, here it is. "If found, please return to Sauron, Lord of Darkness." Gandalf: Oooh that's bad. The Lord of Darkness probably has evil henchmen looking for it right now. *knock knock* Frodo: Who is it? Voice: Evil henchman. Door opens. Frodo: Yes? What can I do for you? Evil Henchman: The Lord of Darkness has lost his ring of evil. Do you have it? Frodo: No. Evil Henchman: Uhh.. What about his sunglasses of evil? Frodo: Nope. Evil Henchman: His keys to the evilmobile? Frodo: No. Sorry, I have to go now. Bye. Evil Henchman: Wait... Uh... What about his umbrella of doom? Door slams. Evil Henchman: ...His galoshes of wickedness?... Hello?....